This might be the juiciest athlete competing in the Advanced Games this weekend

What would it be like to watch a group of world-class athletes, with legs the size of tree trunks and biceps big enough to need their own local code, compete on the world stage? That’s exactly what Advanced Sports aims to achieve when the controversial tournament kicks off on Sunday, May 24.

The Advanced Games, often referred to as the “Olympics on Steroids,” is an Olympic-style sports competition founded by Australian businessman Aron D’Souza. The project was inspired by the idea that elite sports already operate in the gray area of ​​performance enhancement, and that athletes should be allowed to freely use medically supervised enhancement technologies instead of hiding them. I’d venture to guess that the “Steroid Era” of baseball, when Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa were launching bombs left and right, was his favorite era.

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The organizers put the event as a scientific expert, focusing more on “human development” instead of the International Olympic Committee and the World Anti-Doping Agency’s programs, arguing that modern anti-doping laws are hypocritical, outdated and restrictive. I disagree, but watching these athletes make Steve Rogers-like transitions was not easy to witness, and the games haven’t even started yet.

Unlike the Olympics, athletes competing in the Advanced Games are allowed to use performance-enhancing substances such as testosterone, HGH and EPO under medical supervision, although organizers say the drugs must be controlled and monitored.

For the juiciest athlete we’ve seen to date, look no further than Australian swimmer and former Olympian “The Missile” Magnussen.

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He is easily the most important change. He looks like a combination of the Michelin Man and Arnold Schwarzenegger. My goodness! Look out for those traps.

Magnussen was one of the best sprint freestyle swimmers of the 2010s and one of Australia’s most accomplished male 100m freestyle swimmers. He became the first Australian man to win the 100m freestyle world title, taking gold at the 2011 and 2013 World Championships and was a three-time Olympic medalist.

Australian swimmer James Magnussen talks to the media before the Advanced Games at Resorts World in Las Vegas, Nev., on May 22, 2026. (Etienne Laurent/AFP)

In this weekend’s inaugural Advanced Games, Magnussen will once again wear the full-body polyurethane swimsuit that was banned after the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Magnussen is reported to be 6’6″ 250 lbs. In comparison, Michael Phelps is reported to be 6’4″ 195 lbs. A friend is a walking, talking tank.

Advanced Sports also recently released data on the use of drugs in its clinical trial, revealing that 91% of athletes used testosterone, 79% used HGH, 62% used stimulants such as Adderall, 50% used metabolic modulators, 41% used EPO and 29% used anabolic steroids. So yes, these athletes will basically have super powers.

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The first competition was held in Las Vegas and included events in track and field, swimming and weightlifting with huge cash prizes, including reported bonuses of one million dollars for breaking known world records.

Icelandic strongman Thor Bjornsson talks to the media before the Games Enhanced at Resorts World in Las Vegas, Nev., May 22, 2026. The Games Enhanced is a multi-sport event that allows athletes to use performance-enhancing substances without drug testing. (Etienne Laurent/AFP)

Competitors reportedly include Olympians and former world champions such as Fred Kerley, Ben Proud, James Magnussen, Hafthor Bjornsson, Kristian Gkolomeev and Reece Prescod.

Next, I need them to put on a home run derby with juicy baseball players with special appearances by Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire, Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco. I will listen to that again.